My friend Jennifer told me I was a good dancer but she was a bad friend and a lying ass ho. I can't dance. I'm actually a horrible dancer. I like to dance and to this day you can find me in my basement with my headphones in just going off to some sick ass… Continue reading Undulate, Undulate, Arriba, Arriba!!!!
I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging
I faint. I have since high school. I remember the first time that it happened. I was at my after school job at Radio Shack, standing in the back room. I took a big swig from my 20 oz Coke and it's like it got caught in my throat. It was too much at once… Continue reading Views from the Floor, Alt Title: I’ve Fallen and I will be up in a Minute, Just Relax.
It's Halloween, that special day that comes once a year when I turn off all the lights and hide in my basement lest those kiddies come and try to take my candy. I've never been one for Halloween. I have a friend who is really into it and has asked me to dress up with… Continue reading Why not be Ghoulish Everyday?
I consider myself to be a very loyal person. I've had the same best friends for over twenty years, I've been with the same man for fifteen years. I worked at my last job for nine years, hating every minute of it and when I did finally decide to find a new job, I found… Continue reading Loyal or Codependent?
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?