Want your own locker but your gym doesn't allow it? Take one. All you need is a gym towel and a locker. Leave the towel in the top of the locker and 99% of people will open the locker, see the towel, not know if it's clean or dirty and leave the locker alone. If… Continue reading Gym Hack: I probably shouldn’t even be telling you this.
Last week I went to the gym at a busy time, which I usually don't do. There was a woman on the elliptical beside me, just contently reading a magazine and another woman comes up to talk to her. They talked for around 20 minutes and I know that for a fact because when I'm… Continue reading “Now get to work, bitch!”
Last night I went through everything in my room and tried to find some things to donate or just throw away. I don't know if I'm a hoarder or if I just don't have adequate storage. I can't see the point of throwing away a bunch of plain t-shirts in different colors. I've never worn… Continue reading Am I a Hoarder?
Oh my god! I just sat on a wet toilet seat! There is no more disgusting feeling in the world. And I know some of you assholes are saying, "that's why you're supposed to put the little tissue paper toilet ring down on the seat before you sit down." Shut up! I don't have time… Continue reading By the time you read this, I may already be dead.
How many goddamned Apple updates do I have to sit through before we can fix the assumption that I meant ducking? I know that's probably a pretty hack thing to say. I'm sure I'm not the only one to remark upon this iPhone insolence. Seriously, why would me and my friends be talking about ducks… Continue reading Duck
This is my first time back to the upstairs portion of my gym since I've been back from vacation. I was in California for a week and then I took an extra week off from the gym because I was getting really sick of it so I thought I would extend my break and come… Continue reading Slow and unsteady prolongs the race. (Another how-not-to-gym post)
Sunday night, 10:30 pm: This is the week. Oh man, is it exciting! All of my shoulds are going to become my dids. I can't hardly wait. Every other week before this week, I have failed. I've fallen short of all I hoped to achieve. Teagarden. (I don't know why that autocorrected itself to Teagarden.… Continue reading The Danger of Expectations (Teagarden)