There was only like a two year window between when I started dated and when I started dating my husband. I have three, I guess you would call them, exes. I know for a fact I could contact any one of them today, 15+ years later and they would be happy to talk to me.… Continue reading Serious Saturday: Because Sometimes I Can’t Make Things Funny
In what universe are bikes cars? Bikes are not cars. If you can't crank it up to 35 mph then get off of the fucking road. I don't care. I live in the suburbs. Ride your bike on the sidewalk. When I was a kid our parents had us ride on the sidewalk so as… Continue reading Get Out of My Life
Avid readers of this blog already know two things about me: I'm awesome and I shop too much, not necessarily in that order. So that is why I have decided to put myself on a shopping fast. This is another one of those things that I thought that I made up myself. Only to perform… Continue reading Too Much = To Fast
I love a bargain. I always have. For a brief stint I worked on the pricing team at Target and it was minimum wage heaven. My coworkers and I on the pricing team would go around each morning before the store opened and make the markdowns that had been downloaded to our scanners by god… Continue reading Master eBaying
Perhaps the answers to all of life's questions lie, not in eBay, but in pursuing ones own interest in hopes of striking a common bond with someone and not feeling alone...oh...that dress is only $9.99 buy it now. That's got to be the answer to something.
My friend Jennifer told me I was a good dancer but she was a bad friend and a lying ass ho. I can't dance. I'm actually a horrible dancer. I like to dance and to this day you can find me in my basement with my headphones in just going off to some sick ass… Continue reading Undulate, Undulate, Arriba, Arriba!!!!
I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging