Oh bother,

Which art in-debted

Shallow be thy name

To ulta come

My makeup done

On earth as it is on YouTube 

Give us this day a flawless spread

And forgive us our pock marks

As we forgive foundation that’s worked against us

Lead us not into bad lighting 

But deliver us from crows’ feet 

For thine is the Too Faced and the Tarte, Soap & Glory

Forever and ever 


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