I just want to take a minute to say a big “fuck you” to all the arrogant, self-important pieces of shitwho think that they need to speed down a lane that we all know is ending, so that they can cut off as many people as possible. I want them to understand that they are the reason why we are all stuck in traffic in the first place. If they would have simply merged with traffic when they first entered the highway like they were supposed to, when the cars were still moving, then we wouldn’t even have any traffic to be sitting in right now and I might have made it home without having this time to reflect.
So thank you for being a selfish asshole who doesn’t know how to drive. Thank you for letting me know you’re someone whose time is more important than my time and that wherever you’re going is more important then wherever I’m going. You’re probably right. Thank you for the chance to humbled before you on this interstate where we are now at a dead stop because all of us had to stop to let all of you in front of us.
I suppose I should be penalized because I’m on your road with you at the same time that you wanted to drive on it. I’m clearly in your way. I apologize. This is obviously very hard for you to deal with since you don’t know how to drive. So thank you for allowing me to get behind you in line. You are beyond gracious. I am beyond grateful.
What pisses you guys off in traffic? I hope it’s not people writing blogs at stop lights.