I don’t like to talk about anything that fits under the heading of political on here. I don’t mind saying controversial things but when it comes to politics, I am deliberately undereducated because it just stresses me out and makes me angry. This isn’t really about politics but it could be if someone wanted to go there.
Instead what this is, is a blog post that I drunkenly spoke into my phone awhile back. I didn’t know if I would ever post it but today’s daily prompt, leaf, made me think of it and it’s Friday. It’s been a long week and I’m out of ideas. So now, for your amusement only, I present my drunken marijuana rant. Please enjoy:
While we are not at all on the subject, I would just like to say that weed should be legal. It’s bullshit that’s it’s not. It’s big pharma trying to kill us, trying to make us fat and self destructive. I don’t say this because I’m high. (TSA, I’m talking to you.) I say this cause I’m fucking drunk and its messed up and I can’t go to the gym or the mall or anywhere else because I am drunk. If I had a choice, I would be high and that is much better for me both physically and mentally.
If I were high, I’d just go to the fucking gym and space out while walking on the treadmill and be a thinner and healthier and happier and more productive version of myself but instead I’ll just sit here, drunk as a skunk because I’m drunk as a fucking skunk and I can’t do anything but stay home and bitch on the internet.
I would rather be at the gym, floating in the miracle pool or sitting in the whirlpool stoned and fucking blissed out. I would rather be in a fitting room with way too many items to try on while I listen to podcasts in my headphones and zone out completely. I would rather be at some sort of meetup or speak easy with a bunch of other high people, solving all the problems in the world. That’s illegal, though. This is not.