Humor

Online Dating: Where my Girls At?

So...online dating? That’s fun right? Men are weird. I've been with the same person for 17 years. The last time I was single, there were things like internet dating and cell phones but they were mostly only for nerds or really sad people. Now they are ubiquitous. It's a whole new world. Can I just… Continue reading Online Dating: Where my Girls At?

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Humor

How to Ruin Your Life with Bleach

My husband used to bleach my hair. He also used to love me. Neither of these things are true anymore. I'll be okay with the lack of love but Momma needs her roots done. It's been a real pain in the ass but I am learning. It's not only that going to a salon every… Continue reading How to Ruin Your Life with Bleach

Memoir

Serious Saturday: Because Sometimes I Can’t Make Things Funny

There was only like a two year window between when I started dated and when I started dating my husband. I have three, I guess you would call them, exes. I know for a fact I could contact any one of them today, 15+ years later and they would be happy to talk to me.… Continue reading Serious Saturday: Because Sometimes I Can’t Make Things Funny