There was only like a two year window between when I started dated and when I started dating my husband. I have three, I guess you would call them, exes. I know for a fact I could contact any one of them today, 15+ years later and they would be happy to talk to me.… Continue reading Serious Saturday: Because Sometimes I Can’t Make Things Funny
I am very, very bad at leaving jobs. I can't think of one time that I left a job and it went well. My very first job was at a JC Penny's. I was actually asked to resign from that job for abusing my employee discount. In my defense, it was my first job. I… Continue reading Tendering my resignation.
I took a job for the government. I won't say which part. It was basically a typing pool, data entry. At peak season there would be over a thousand of us working there. 97% of the workers were women and the men that were there were there for a reason. Like, morbid obesity, autism, or… Continue reading Why We Still Need Men Around
I don't drink that much, really I don't. A few years ago I did but I was on unemployment and I had a lot of time on my hands. The two things really do go hand in hand. Back then my drink was wine and my marriage was awful and I'd sit in the basement… Continue reading You Won’t Believe What I did When I was Drunk
Here's a thing: When your calling someone's cell phone, unless it's an emergency, let the phone ring once, twice. Then that's it. Hang up. The person that you're calling has their cell phone. It's most likely in their hand but it's most definitely in their arm's reach. So if they want to talk to you… Continue reading Cell Phone Etiquette
I'm afraid I've become self aware. It's horrifying. Don't you hate it when you have a random, fleeting moment where you realize your whole life is a show you've been putting on and you don't even know who you are anymore? Is this relatable? I am typing on an android tablet. I usually type on a… Continue reading I Should Not Be at the Gym Right Now.
Kaitlin and I have been together for roughly a year and a half. I don't ask about her kids because I feel like everyone asks about her kids. Plus, I don't care about her kids. I have no kids of my own and nothing really to say on the subject. But she's okay. I can… Continue reading Why I’m Thinking About Cheating (Updated)