It all started innocently enough with an email from Ulta. Earlier this week they gave me a 20% off my entire purchase coupon because I'm a platinum member. (Duh). So I was already going to buy something. But what? This coupon promised that if I pressed a button (Let's all just understand that when I… Continue reading Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase
I bought too much stuff again today but in my defense, I've been doing really, really amazing with my food and exercise plan, which I'm sure I'll talk about later. I have also been doing really well with saving money on my breakfasts, lunches and dinners by cooking mostly at home. I've also been doing… Continue reading Maxximum Security
I've talked before about my weird little office with all the people who have worked together 20+ years. They have their own little habits and eccentricities. They have their regular places to eat. One of the most common amongst these is a Thai restaurant. It's actually called Thai Place. So...super creative. What they lack in… Continue reading Why Are We Even Here?
Okay, so I'm at the other gym in my area. I've been here once before but only for a minute. It's truly bizarre. Everything is the same as the other gym except for its on the opposite side and instead of getting your towel from the front desk there is a separate desk with just… Continue reading Oh! I Can Go Shopping Over There, Too! Another How Not to Gym Blog
I am currently sitting on a bench in a courthouse, waiting to pay my speeding ticket. I'm actually paying double the ticket to keep it off my record. I think that's the right thing to do. I don't know. I've had one speeding ticket before in my life and I'm pretty sure that I just… Continue reading I’m a Fucking Criminal
I don’t know what to do with my hair now. It has always been oily. It has always been flat. Now it is dry. It poofs out. It's a whole different animal. I knew when I went blonde that my hair would change texture. That's most of the reason I did it. My hair has… Continue reading I’ve Made Myself High Maintenance AF
Okay, I haven't had wifi in my house for nine days. I know. I'm barely surviving. It's like 1995 up in this place. If I didn't have unlimited data on my phone, I would probably be dead by now. Let me tell you what happened:Last Thursday, early morning we lost power. It was restored by… Continue reading How to win at customer service by being a bitch