Avid readers of this blog already know two things about me: I'm awesome and I shop too much, not necessarily in that order. So that is why I have decided to put myself on a shopping fast. This is another one of those things that I thought that I made up myself. Only to perform… Continue reading Too Much = To Fast
I love a bargain. I always have. For a brief stint I worked on the pricing team at Target and it was minimum wage heaven. My coworkers and I on the pricing team would go around each morning before the store opened and make the markdowns that had been downloaded to our scanners by god… Continue reading Master eBaying
Perhaps the answers to all of life's questions lie, not in eBay, but in pursuing ones own interest in hopes of striking a common bond with someone and not feeling alone...oh...that dress is only $9.99 buy it now. That's got to be the answer to something.
My friend Jennifer told me I was a good dancer but she was a bad friend and a lying ass ho. I can't dance. I'm actually a horrible dancer. I like to dance and to this day you can find me in my basement with my headphones in just going off to some sick ass… Continue reading Undulate, Undulate, Arriba, Arriba!!!!
I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging
I faint. I have since high school. I remember the first time that it happened. I was at my after school job at Radio Shack, standing in the back room. I took a big swig from my 20 oz Coke and it's like it got caught in my throat. It was too much at once… Continue reading Views from the Floor, Alt Title: I’ve Fallen and I will be up in a Minute, Just Relax.
It's Halloween, that special day that comes once a year when I turn off all the lights and hide in my basement lest those kiddies come and try to take my candy. I've never been one for Halloween. I have a friend who is really into it and has asked me to dress up with… Continue reading Why not be Ghoulish Everyday?