I faint. I have since high school. I remember the first time that it happened. I was at my after school job at Radio Shack, standing in the back room. I took a big swig from my 20 oz Coke and it's like it got caught in my throat. It was too much at once… Continue reading Views from the Floor, Alt Title: I’ve Fallen and I will be up in a Minute, Just Relax.
It's Halloween, that special day that comes once a year when I turn off all the lights and hide in my basement lest those kiddies come and try to take my candy. I've never been one for Halloween. I have a friend who is really into it and has asked me to dress up with… Continue reading Why not be Ghoulish Everyday?
I consider myself to be a very loyal person. I've had the same best friends for over twenty years, I've been with the same man for fifteen years. I worked at my last job for nine years, hating every minute of it and when I did finally decide to find a new job, I found… Continue reading Loyal or Codependent?
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but I always seem to come across overly polite drivers when I am out and about. I am talking about the people that wave for you to go first at a four way stop even though they were obviously there before you. I am also talking… Continue reading Stop Being Nice to Me
Another downside to the gym that we never talk about is the fact that I feel like I have to go there three times a week at least which means that I feel like I shouldn't be at home at least three nights a week and because even if I only make it to the… Continue reading This would be different if I was actually athletic