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Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

It all started innocently enough with an email from Ulta. Earlier this week they gave me a 20% off my entire purchase coupon because I'm a platinum member. (Duh). So I was already going to buy something. But what? This coupon promised that if I pressed a button (Let's all just understand that when I… Continue reading Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

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Oh! I Can Go Shopping Over There, Too! Another How Not to Gym Blog

Okay, so I'm at the other gym in my area. I've been here once before but only for a minute. It's truly bizarre. Everything is the same as the other gym except for its on the opposite side and instead of getting your towel from the front desk there is a separate desk with just… Continue reading Oh! I Can Go Shopping Over There, Too! Another How Not to Gym Blog

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How to win at customer service by being a bitch

Okay, I haven't had wifi in my house for nine days. I know. I'm barely surviving. It's like 1995 up in this place. If I didn't have unlimited data on my phone, I would probably be dead by now. Let me tell you what happened:Last Thursday, early morning we lost power. It was restored by… Continue reading How to win at customer service by being a bitch