"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but I always seem to come across overly polite drivers when I am out and about. I am talking about the people that wave for you to go first at a four way stop even though they were obviously there before you. I am also talking… Continue reading Stop Being Nice to Me
Another downside to the gym that we never talk about is the fact that I feel like I have to go there three times a week at least which means that I feel like I shouldn't be at home at least three nights a week and because even if I only make it to the… Continue reading This would be different if I was actually athletic
Okay, just sit down and try to write something. Anything. Just something. It would be nice if something publishable would actually pop out of my brain. For once. Just try to think of something to say that isn’t just whining about your life. Say something helpful. Say something useful. Bitch about someone. Let's see, who… Continue reading How Not to be a Writer
I was just thinking abut this the other day. I was trying to explain to an imaginary person how I looked so great for my age, today (I don't know, I don't know. (that's for all of you die hard abfab fans.)) https://youtu.be/k21voG2lkJU Don't act like I'm the only one who does it either. We've… Continue reading How did you get so old, so soon?
I don't like to talk about anything that fits under the heading of political on here. I don't mind saying controversial things but when it comes to politics, I am deliberately undereducated because it just stresses me out and makes me angry. This isn't really about politics but it could be if someone wanted to… Continue reading I Would Rather be High