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Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take… Continue reading Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

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Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

It all started innocently enough with an email from Ulta. Earlier this week they gave me a 20% off my entire purchase coupon because I'm a platinum member. (Duh). So I was already going to buy something. But what? This coupon promised that if I pressed a button (Let's all just understand that when I… Continue reading Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

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Is the beautyblender worth the price?

The preferred method for makeup application these days seems to be primarily sponge based. I believe there is a mermaid brush trend going around also. There may well be sides forming and spreading hateful propaganda about each other. The kabuki gang may get involved and it could get very ugly. Beauty gurus hate ugly.  Look,… Continue reading Is the beautyblender worth the price?

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Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter

Pretty much all social interaction is difficult for me. There are certain types of interaction that make me more nervous than others. Going to the hair stylist is one of the most unnerving to me as I've already mentioned several times in this blog. However, it's an inevitable part of not looking like crap, so… Continue reading Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter