Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take…

Putting the “T” in Toenail

As yet another summer draws to a close, I am once again overwhelmed with the annual realization that I hate sandals. I know that's not a popular opinion but hear me out: They are ugly. They make your foot look ugly. They end your leg ugly. There, I think I've made my point. No one…

Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

It all started innocently enough with an email from Ulta. Earlier this week they gave me a 20% off my entire purchase coupon because I'm a platinum member. (Duh). So I was already going to buy something. But what? This coupon promised that if I pressed a button (Let's all just understand that when I…

I’ve Made Myself High Maintenance AF

I don’t know what to do with my hair now. It has always been oily. It has always been flat. Now it is dry. It poofs out. It's a whole different animal. I knew when I went blonde that my hair would change texture. That's most of the reason I did it. My hair has…

Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects

Today's word prompt, shallow, has my name all over it. I feel like everything I write about on here is shallow and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm shallow in real life but this isn't real life. This is a blog. I won't go into my whole sob story again. You can find…

Is the beautyblender worth the price?

The preferred method for makeup application these days seems to be primarily sponge based. I believe there is a mermaid brush trend going around also. There may well be sides forming and spreading hateful propaganda about each other. The kabuki gang may get involved and it could get very ugly. Beauty gurus hate ugly.  Look,…

Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter

Pretty much all social interaction is difficult for me. There are certain types of interaction that make me more nervous than others. Going to the hair stylist is one of the most unnerving to me as I've already mentioned several times in this blog. However, it's an inevitable part of not looking like crap, so…