I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?
Hello. I just wanted to take a minute to shit on the Lancôme Auda(city) in Paris palette, if that's okay. I went and bought said palette when it was on sale this week at Ulta's 21 days of beauty sale. It was half-price. That's most of the reason why I bought it. From the pictures… Continue reading Audacity: More than just a word
I have a real penchant for going overboard with things. (That's going Ham for my fellow millennials.) I don't always give a shit about something but when I do. I give at least two shits. It should come as no surprise to regular readers that my obsession du jour is makeup and skin care and… Continue reading A Penchant for Aging Disgracefully
Has anyone heard of this thing? Better yet, has anyone used one? Regular visitors of this blog know that I have only recently started caring about my skin and hair. Never one to half-ass something, I have made it my business to learn about all things beauty. Actually that's not true. I half-ass almost everything… Continue reading Dr. Brandt’s Magnetight Age-Defier
The way I talk about myself on here you guys probably think I'm some sort of disgusting swamp monster. I guess I should put a picture up to dissuade you of this. Here is one I took of myself yesterday:See, I look fine. I'm really mastering my everyday eye look. Don't you think? Look at… Continue reading My neck, my back,…
So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take… Continue reading Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog
As yet another summer draws to a close, I am once again overwhelmed with the annual realization that I hate sandals. I know that's not a popular opinion but hear me out: They are ugly. They make your foot look ugly. They end your leg ugly. There, I think I've made my point. No one… Continue reading Putting the “T” in Toenail
Today's word prompt, shallow, has my name all over it. I feel like everything I write about on here is shallow and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm shallow in real life but this isn't real life. This is a blog. I won't go into my whole sob story again. You can find… Continue reading Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects