Humor

No, You’re the one that’s Aging

I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging

Advertisements
Humor

More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

Humor

Can you see my age in this?

I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?

Humor

Dr. Brandt’s Magnetight Age-Defier

Has anyone heard of this thing? Better yet, has anyone used one? Regular visitors of this blog know that I have only recently started caring about my skin and hair. Never one to half-ass something, I have made it my business to learn about all things beauty. Actually that's not true. I half-ass almost everything… Continue reading Dr. Brandt’s Magnetight Age-Defier