Humor

Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

It all started innocently enough with an email from Ulta. Earlier this week they gave me a 20% off my entire purchase coupon because I'm a platinum member. (Duh). So I was already going to buy something. But what? This coupon promised that if I pressed a button (Let's all just understand that when I… Continue reading Hello, My Name is Regina and I’m Addicted to “Free” Items with My Purchase

Humor

Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis

I remember in middle school when we started having to change clothes for gym. I was mortified by the idea of seeing my classmates naked or much worse, them seeing me naked. I was raised by my grandmas to be very demure and ladylike. My private parts were to be kept strictly private and hidden… Continue reading Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis