My friend Jennifer told me I was a good dancer but she was a bad friend and a lying ass ho. I can't dance. I'm actually a horrible dancer. I like to dance and to this day you can find me in my basement with my headphones in just going off to some sick ass… Continue reading Undulate, Undulate, Arriba, Arriba!!!!
I faint. I have since high school. I remember the first time that it happened. I was at my after school job at Radio Shack, standing in the back room. I took a big swig from my 20 oz Coke and it's like it got caught in my throat. It was too much at once… Continue reading Views from the Floor, Alt Title: I’ve Fallen and I will be up in a Minute, Just Relax.
I consider myself to be a very loyal person. I've had the same best friends for over twenty years, I've been with the same man for fifteen years. I worked at my last job for nine years, hating every minute of it and when I did finally decide to find a new job, I found… Continue reading Loyal or Codependent?
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
I recently went on a bit of a shopping spree. After possibly over a year of hating Macy's, momma came home and was rewarded with a treasure trove of fashion. I bought so so many things that I absolutely love, could-not-possibly-live -without, so-cute-I-can't-even-stand-it clothes. Some of it was summer clearance, some was fall basics, and… Continue reading Can you see my age in this?
I don't like to talk about anything that fits under the heading of political on here. I don't mind saying controversial things but when it comes to politics, I am deliberately undereducated because it just stresses me out and makes me angry. This isn't really about politics but it could be if someone wanted to… Continue reading I Would Rather be High
I just had an impromptu shopping haul. I've been doing that more and more often. I think I'm losing my mind. It just makes me happy. I wish I had something else to make me happy but I don't right now. I'm in a fight with my best friend and he probably doesn't know that.… Continue reading Feeling the Sting of a Gay-ke up