I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging
I've always said that I don't care what happens to me after I die. I'm obsessed with my body. I go to the gym, I count my calories, I bleach my hair and wear makeup. We've talk about all of this before ad nauseam. I only bring it up now to reiterate the fact that… Continue reading Dead People Got No Reason to Live.
Oh my god! I just sat on a wet toilet seat! There is no more disgusting feeling in the world. And I know some of you assholes are saying, "that's why you're supposed to put the little tissue paper toilet ring down on the seat before you sit down." Shut up! I don't have time… Continue reading By the time you read this, I may already be dead.