Humor

No, You’re the one that’s Aging

I'm in denial about a lot of things but the two major things that I'm in denial about are my age and my weight. Every morning I wake up and ask myself, "what is wrong with this mirror?" I see my friends after a long time and I think, "God, they are so old." I… Continue reading No, You’re the one that’s Aging

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Humor

Dead People Got No Reason to Live. 

I've always said that I don't care what happens to me after I die. I'm obsessed with my body. I go to the gym, I count my calories, I bleach my hair and wear makeup. We've talk about all of this before ad nauseam. I only bring it up now to reiterate the fact that… Continue reading Dead People Got No Reason to Live.