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A Penchant for Aging Disgracefully

I have a real penchant for going overboard with things. (That's going Ham for my fellow millennials.) I don't always give a shit about something but when I do. I give at least two shits. It should come as no surprise to regular readers that my obsession du jour is makeup and skin care and… Continue reading A Penchant for Aging Disgracefully

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What I’m doing at the gym isn’t working out. 

I can't stop eating. Now that I'm working out regularly my arms and legs are pretty tone. My stomach is too. I assume. You can't tell about the stomach though cause I have a protective layer of chub covering it.  Yes, I'm at the gym right now but before I got here I ate a… Continue reading What I’m doing at the gym isn’t working out.