Birds Eat Grain (For Now)

"I don't care what anyone says, we should put more of a priority into murdering all of the birds." - Me.I agree.I don't trust the birds. There is something they aren't telling us.Plus they shit everywhere...from the sky and they won't shut up. So fuck birds, nature's mistake.Mark my words, one day they will kill… Continue reading Birds Eat Grain (For Now)



How many goddamned Apple updates do I have to sit through before we can fix the assumption that I meant ducking? I know that's probably a pretty hack thing to say. I'm sure I'm not the only one to remark upon this iPhone insolence. Seriously, why would me and my friends be talking about ducks… Continue reading Duck