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Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take… Continue reading Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

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Oh! I Can Go Shopping Over There, Too! Another How Not to Gym Blog

Okay, so I'm at the other gym in my area. I've been here once before but only for a minute. It's truly bizarre. Everything is the same as the other gym except for its on the opposite side and instead of getting your towel from the front desk there is a separate desk with just… Continue reading Oh! I Can Go Shopping Over There, Too! Another How Not to Gym Blog

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Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis

I remember in middle school when we started having to change clothes for gym. I was mortified by the idea of seeing my classmates naked or much worse, them seeing me naked. I was raised by my grandmas to be very demure and ladylike. My private parts were to be kept strictly private and hidden… Continue reading Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis