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This would be different if I was actually athletic

Another downside to the gym that we never talk about is the fact that I feel like I have to go there three times a week at least which means that I feel like I shouldn't be at home at least three nights a week and because even if I only make it to the… Continue reading This would be different if I was actually athletic

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Cringe Worthy Binge Fest

It's not like I didn't see this coming. I did. What goes up must come down. After several weeks of doing well with my diet and exercise, I just said, "Fuck it. Let's see if I can undo a month of good behavior in a couple of days." I can. Judging by the way my… Continue reading Cringe Worthy Binge Fest

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Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take… Continue reading Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog

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Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis

I remember in middle school when we started having to change clothes for gym. I was mortified by the idea of seeing my classmates naked or much worse, them seeing me naked. I was raised by my grandmas to be very demure and ladylike. My private parts were to be kept strictly private and hidden… Continue reading Like Carrie without all the Blood and Telekinesis