Another downside to the gym that we never talk about is the fact that I feel like I have to go there three times a week at least which means that I feel like I shouldn't be at home at least three nights a week and because even if I only make it to the… Continue reading This would be different if I was actually athletic
I was just thinking abut this the other day. I was trying to explain to an imaginary person how I looked so great for my age, today (I don't know, I don't know. (that's for all of you die hard abfab fans.)) https://youtu.be/k21voG2lkJU Don't act like I'm the only one who does it either. We've… Continue reading How did you get so old, so soon?
I don't like to talk about anything that fits under the heading of political on here. I don't mind saying controversial things but when it comes to politics, I am deliberately undereducated because it just stresses me out and makes me angry. This isn't really about politics but it could be if someone wanted to… Continue reading I Would Rather be High
It's not like I didn't see this coming. I did. What goes up must come down. After several weeks of doing well with my diet and exercise, I just said, "Fuck it. Let's see if I can undo a month of good behavior in a couple of days." I can. Judging by the way my… Continue reading Cringe Worthy Binge Fest
So here I am again on the treadmill. Its confession time!First, you should know that I have been logging my calories into MyFitnessPal for at least four years. Never missed a day. I'm pretty good at it. I have most of the nutriional facts for the stuff I regularly eat memorized, and MyFitnessPal can take… Continue reading Sisyphus: Another How Not to Gym Blog
Today's word prompt, shallow, has my name all over it. I feel like everything I write about on here is shallow and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm shallow in real life but this isn't real life. This is a blog. I won't go into my whole sob story again. You can find… Continue reading Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects
My husband has recently became obsessed with tea. He's always liked it but he is next level now. He drinks it morning, noon, and night. To the point where he can't sleep because he's a) wired and b) he has to pee constantly. "Cool it with the tea!" I tell him but to no avail.… Continue reading Tea for 2:00 a.m.