"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Sallow Subjects.
Hello. I just wanted to take a minute to shit on the Lancôme Auda(city) in Paris palette, if that's okay. I went and bought said palette when it was on sale this week at Ulta's 21 days of beauty sale. It was half-price. That's most of the reason why I bought it. From the pictures… Continue reading Audacity: More than just a word
I have a real penchant for going overboard with things. (That's going Ham for my fellow millennials.) I don't always give a shit about something but when I do. I give at least two shits. It should come as no surprise to regular readers that my obsession du jour is makeup and skin care and… Continue reading A Penchant for Aging Disgracefully
Of all the makeup I've never worn, I've never worn lipstick the most. I don't know why. It just never seemed necessary. I guess I prefer a nude lip and the easiest way to achieve that is by keeping your lips nude. Or so I thought. Now that I am going ham on makeup, I… Continue reading My lips are covered
Today's word prompt, shallow, has my name all over it. I feel like everything I write about on here is shallow and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm shallow in real life but this isn't real life. This is a blog. I won't go into my whole sob story again. You can find… Continue reading Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects
In just a few hours my transformation will be finished. The illusion will be complete. I will, for all intents and purposes, be a fancy lady and I couldn't be more pleased. The last few months have been a whirlwind of activity and misguided good intent. I have been endlessly reading product reviews and watching… Continue reading The Further Adventures of a Fake Bitch
Oh bother, Which art in-debted Shallow be thy name To ulta come My makeup done On earth as it is on YouTube Give us this day a flawless spread And forgive us our pock marks As we forgive foundation that's worked against us Lead us not into bad lighting But deliver us from crows' feet … Continue reading Sorry