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More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

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Audacity: More than just a word

Hello. I just wanted to take a minute to shit on the Lancôme Auda(city) in Paris palette, if that's okay. I went and bought said palette when it was on sale this week at Ulta's 21 days of beauty sale. It was half-price. That's most of the reason why I bought it. From the pictures… Continue reading Audacity: More than just a word

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The Further Adventures of a Fake Bitch

In just a few hours my transformation will be finished. The illusion will be complete. I will, for all intents and purposes, be a fancy lady and I couldn't be more pleased. The last few months have been a whirlwind of activity and misguided good intent. I have been endlessly reading product reviews and watching… Continue reading The Further Adventures of a Fake Bitch