Avid readers of this blog already know two things about me: I'm awesome and I shop too much, not necessarily in that order. So that is why I have decided to put myself on a shopping fast. This is another one of those things that I thought that I made up myself. Only to perform… Continue reading Too Much = To Fast
I was just thinking abut this the other day. I was trying to explain to an imaginary person how I looked so great for my age, today (I don't know, I don't know. (that's for all of you die hard abfab fans.)) https://youtu.be/k21voG2lkJU Don't act like I'm the only one who does it either. We've… Continue reading How did you get so old, so soon?
Look, I know a large part of my blog is being bitchy and hateful. I don't want to be off brand but I feel like I should make a positive post about being grateful. (Oh, that rhymed. I'm a poet. Or a schizophrenic.) I was trying on the different lipsticks that I bought recently and… Continue reading Being Grateful (Seriously. I’m not Kidding.)
I don't know. I'm really asking...for a friend. Just kidding. I don't have any friends, and I can't make them because I'm an adult. Just kidding I do have friends. Just kidding. They all moved away and left me here to die alone with just my husband and pets. Just kidding. My husband and pets… Continue reading How do you make friends as an adult?
The way I talk about myself on here you guys probably think I'm some sort of disgusting swamp monster. I guess I should put a picture up to dissuade you of this. Here is one I took of myself yesterday:See, I look fine. I'm really mastering my everyday eye look. Don't you think? Look at… Continue reading My neck, my back,…
Ive always been a loner. Well, maybe not always. I'm sure I was very dependent as a child. A life time of switching schools and switching homes and family members has more or less taught me that I am all I have. I am all I can depend on and I'm the only one who's… Continue reading On My Own
What the fuck is happening to me? I am becoming an unstable person. In the past, year and a half I have:Written an angry and insulting email to Barnes & NobleYelled to other people to "make way" for a woman that kept cutting me off at a grocery storeLeft the steam room at my gym… Continue reading I yelled at the manager of a restaurant.
Today's word prompt, shallow, has my name all over it. I feel like everything I write about on here is shallow and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm shallow in real life but this isn't real life. This is a blog. I won't go into my whole sob story again. You can find… Continue reading Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects
I have a headache. I'm not hungover but I did wake up with a headache and I ain't in the mood. Normally I try to be nice and polite and friendly to everybody because that makes the day go smoother. In order for me to be these things, I have to be the fakest bitch… Continue reading Even Fake Bitches get the Blues
I've always been a very future oriented person. I do things today in preparation for tomorrow. In a lot of ways that's helped me. It's why I'm not a million dollars in credit card debt. It's why I've been putting eye cream on twice a day since my early twenties. It's also why I perpetually… Continue reading All joking a salad…