Avid readers of this blog already know two things about me: I'm awesome and I shop too much, not necessarily in that order. So that is why I have decided to put myself on a shopping fast. This is another one of those things that I thought that I made up myself. Only to perform… Continue reading Too Much = To Fast
I love a bargain. I always have. For a brief stint I worked on the pricing team at Target and it was minimum wage heaven. My coworkers and I on the pricing team would go around each morning before the store opened and make the markdowns that had been downloaded to our scanners by god… Continue reading Master eBaying
Perhaps the answers to all of life's questions lie, not in eBay, but in pursuing ones own interest in hopes of striking a common bond with someone and not feeling alone...oh...that dress is only $9.99 buy it now. That's got to be the answer to something.
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.
As yet another summer draws to a close, I am once again overwhelmed with the annual realization that I hate sandals. I know that's not a popular opinion but hear me out: They are ugly. They make your foot look ugly. They end your leg ugly. There, I think I've made my point. No one… Continue reading Putting the “T” in Toenail
Is it just me or has Macy's really gone downhill over the last year or so? They definitely don't have the quality of discounts that they used to. I used to routinely find cute clothes there for 75-85% off. No more. I am a clearance shopper from way back. I think I would be a… Continue reading Macys has been a huge disappointment.
God grant me the money to buy the things I need, strength of will not to buy the things I don't and wisdom to know the difference. I say this on a loop every time I walk into a store. I'm not kidding. I went to the grocery store last night for a 12 pack… Continue reading Serenity Prayer for Compulsive Shoppers