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More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Shallow Subjects.

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Audacity: More than just a word

Hello. I just wanted to take a minute to shit on the Lancôme Auda(city) in Paris palette, if that's okay. I went and bought said palette when it was on sale this week at Ulta's 21 days of beauty sale. It was half-price. That's most of the reason why I bought it. From the pictures… Continue reading Audacity: More than just a word

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Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter

Pretty much all social interaction is difficult for me. There are certain types of interaction that make me more nervous than others. Going to the hair stylist is one of the most unnerving to me as I've already mentioned several times in this blog. However, it's an inevitable part of not looking like crap, so… Continue reading Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter