"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to Conquer" ~ Han's Gruber, Die Hard (1988) That's the way I feel when I look at my makeup collection. I went to Ulta today. I was there for easily an hour. I bought nothing. I picked up… Continue reading More Deep Thoughts on Sallow Subjects.
Hello. I just wanted to take a minute to shit on the Lancôme Auda(city) in Paris palette, if that's okay. I went and bought said palette when it was on sale this week at Ulta's 21 days of beauty sale. It was half-price. That's most of the reason why I bought it. From the pictures… Continue reading Audacity: More than just a word
Pretty much all social interaction is difficult for me. There are certain types of interaction that make me more nervous than others. Going to the hair stylist is one of the most unnerving to me as I've already mentioned several times in this blog. However, it's an inevitable part of not looking like crap, so… Continue reading Agoraphobic Adventure Time: Going to a Makeup Counter
Earlier I made a post about being unhappy with my hair stylist and wanting to find another one. It was an in-depth, two part report that ultimately ended with me doing nothing, as is so often the case. At the end of the last post I decided to keep going to my hairdresser because she… Continue reading I’m going to let my husband do what? (Click bait)
Oh bother, Which art in-debted Shallow be thy name To ulta come My makeup done On earth as it is on YouTube Give us this day a flawless spread And forgive us our pock marks As we forgive foundation that's worked against us Lead us not into bad lighting But deliver us from crows' feet … Continue reading Sorry