Humor

Birds Eat Grain (For Now)

"I don't care what anyone says, we should put more of a priority into murdering all of the birds." - Me.I agree.I don't trust the birds. There is something they aren't telling us.Plus they shit everywhere...from the sky and they won't shut up. So fuck birds, nature's mistake.Mark my words, one day they will kill… Continue reading Birds Eat Grain (For Now)

Humor

It’s only a Paper Moon

If there is one expression I really can't stand, it's when people say, "I love you to the moon and back." I apologize if that's something that you say to your loved ones. I don't mean to offend. It just bothers me. "Cry me a river" is another expression I can't stand and I hated… Continue reading It’s only a Paper Moon