Online Dating: Where my Girls At?

So...online dating? That’s fun right? Men are weird. I've been with the same person for 17 years. The last time I was single, there were things like internet dating and cell phones but they were mostly only for nerds or really sad people. Now they are ubiquitous. It's a whole new world. Can I just…

How to Ruin Your Life with Bleach

My husband used to bleach my hair. He also used to love me. Neither of these things are true anymore. I'll be okay with the lack of love but Momma needs her roots done. It's been a real pain in the ass but I am learning. It's not only that going to a salon every…

So What’s New with You Guys?

Today's prompt is guilty so I will sloppily turn that into a segue into the topic I keep failing to bring up, the reason I haven't written anything on here in over two months: I getting divorced. Nbd. I am guilty of abandoning you guys, who I know live for my little observations and rants.…

What a day! Wow!!!

So here is like a blog-style blog. I want to talk about my day. It was a days of hits and misses, Highs and lows, Ups and downs Random capitalizations. That's all I wanted to say. Bye bye. Just kidding. But seriously, I'm tired now. I think I'm just going to go to bed. I'll…

I’m so Hot

It has been my experience that once you hit your thirties, if you ever say that you are hot, some older woman is probably going to ask if you're having a flash. Yes, I suppose it's possible that I, at my age, am entering perimenopause. It would be early but I never had kids so…

Serious Saturday: Because Sometimes I Can’t Make Things Funny

There was only like a two year window between when I started dated and when I started dating my husband. I have three, I guess you would call them, exes. I know for a fact I could contact any one of them today, 15+ years later and they would be happy to talk to me.…

Get Out of My Life

In what universe are bikes cars? Bikes are not cars. If you can't crank it up to 35 mph then get off of the fucking road. I don't care. I live in the suburbs. Ride your bike on the sidewalk. When I was a kid our parents had us ride on the sidewalk so as…

Too Much = To Fast

Avid readers of this blog already know two things about me: I'm awesome and I shop too much, not necessarily in that order. So that is why I have decided to put myself on a shopping fast. This is another one of those things that I thought that I made up myself. Only to perform…

Master eBaying

I love a bargain. I always have. For a brief stint I worked on the pricing team at Target and it was minimum wage heaven. My coworkers and I on the pricing team would go around each morning before the store opened and make the markdowns that had been downloaded to our scanners by god…

Inner Monologue

Perhaps the answers to all of life's questions lie, not in eBay, but in pursuing ones own interest in hopes of striking a common bond with someone and not feeling alone...oh...that dress is only $9.99 buy it now. That's got to be the answer to something.